Monday, January 9, 2012

HAPPY NEW YEARS

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know, I know ~ I am very late ~ matter of fact, we haven't chopped it up since my trip to the Harlem Book Fair last year back in July and yes if you must know ~ Hollyhood was still Hollywood! Imjussayin ~ but anywho...

I hope everyone had a wonderful New Years. I hope you are letting go of things that you are NOT in control of ~ learning to enjoy life ~ live life. You are going to go through trials and tribulations but that's life ~ He never said it would be easy. Come on now ....

My year is great ~ although I want to cry at times I am still enjoying life.

For those of you who is not familiar with Mocha allow me to reintroduce myself.

My name is Mocha. I love reading, promoting, walking (lol yes I love my walk - you would too), music, traveling, football, and of course my 360. I talk shit ~ I swear I mean it all ~ I will say what I want ~ imjussayin. I love my *Mocha'shrug'* ~ you will see me do it alot (jus picture my face and then picture the shoulders ~ yep ~ dat right there is da *Mocha'shrug'* well something like dat ~ I'll post a video of me doing it one day LOL.

Anyways... Everyone says New Year New Changes New Beginnings New This New That but continuously bringing up OLD YEAR ish. Let it go ~ I don't care who you are ~ LET IT GO!!!!

LIFE IS LIFE ~ ENJOY IT ~ RIDE IT ~ YEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWW

We all have ish going on ~ trust me ~ I got plenty ~ but I REFUSE to ALLOW it to CONSUME me ~ ya feel me?! I mean dayum ~ shut da fuck up already ~ what the baby gonna do ~ if you knew better you do better ~ you say you kno better ~ but you ain't acting better ~ imjussayin ~ put it together. Make it make sense coz right now you're getting on my phucking nerves.

Our black men are out here killing each other - taking away from one another - going to prison ~ over bullshit that DOES NOT BELONG TO THEM TO PHUCKIN BEGIN WITH! OPEN YOUR FUCKIN EYES!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE REAL WORLD!!!
BLACK MEN - BLACK MEN - GET IT TOGETHER!
The reason why our kids do not have their father's in their life is because y'all are out here too busy trying to take control over something that YOU WILL NEVER have control over.
Y'all so busy worrying about what the next is doing or got, and picking up guns. You are leaving behind a family!!!
STOP IT! STOP THE VIOLENCE! THE KILLING HAS GOT TO STOP! WHAT'S EVEN MORE CRAZY IS DAT IT'S NOT EVEN HOT (SUMMER) YET ~ Y'ALL MAKE PEOPLE NOT TO EVEN WANT TO COME OUTSIDE THEIR OWN HOUSE! THEIR OWN HOUSE!!!!! OPEN YOUR FUCKIN EYES ~ PUT THE GUN DOWN AND PICK YOUR CHILD UP! BE A MAN - YOU PLAYING RIGHT IN TO THEIR HANDS ~ YOU WANT TO KILL EACH OTHER ~ FINE ~ KILL OR GO TO JAIL SO WE CAN GET RID OF YALL AND TRY TO INVADE THE BLACK WOMAN'S HOME!!! DO YOU HEAR ME!!! GOT PHUCKIN DAMMIT ~ whew ~ fucked up my whole high.

NOW LADIES ~ PLEASE DON'T THINK I FORGOT ABOUT YALL EITHER!! Please help me understand why you will put a man over your child. Help me understand why you would rather your child NOT have a relationship with their dad because he WON'T deal with you ~ he WON'T give you money every time you're hand is out ~ I MEAN COME DA PHUCK ON! STOP THAT BULLSHIT! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY LIL GIRLS ARE OUT HERE LOOKING FOR A 'MAN' IN THEIR LIFE THE WRONG WAY JUST BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T GET THAT 'FATHER' LOVE!! OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES ~ THIS IS OUR FUTURE ~ AND WHEN IT BOILS DOWN TO IT ~ IT IS THE WOMAN WHO HOLDS IT ALL TOGETHER!!! STOP BEING AN INCONSIDERATE STUBBORN STUCK ON SELF DUMB ASS IGNANT ASS BITCH! DAMMIT ~ SOME OF US WOMEN OUT HERE DON'T HAVE THAT 2ND PART THAT IS HELPING RAISE THEIR CHILD. BUT REGARDLESS ~ IT STARTS WITH YOU! YOU! YOU! PHUCKIN YOU!

Dayum .... mofoz (muthaphuckaz) got my blood pressure and ish up LMTAO (laughing my 'thick' ass off) <--- you will see me say that a lot so know that I am cracking THEE phuck up LOL ~ KNOW THAT!
Now you're Talkin Wit Mocha ~ Welcome :) Enjoy life ~ Live Life ~ Love Life ~ U ONLY GOT 1 TO LIVE.

It's time for me to relax and unwind before I call it a night. If I pissed you off ~ tough shit ~ I must of been talking to you.
IF DA SHOE FIT ~ RIP THE RUNWAY!!!!

I won't stay away as long as last time ~ yea dat ish was crazy ~ but I'm back ~ and I'm coming full force.

LET'S TAKE A RIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE & SMOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IF YOU KNOW ME ~ THEN YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT I'M RIDING OUT TOO
TAKE A RIDE - DA HOODLUMZ FEAT/ PLAYBWOI THE GREAT


Life is what you make it NOT how you can take it ~ imjussayin ~ think about it...

Smooches,

Mocha

Monday, July 18, 2011

Is It Alright For Females to Pay for the First Date?


This seems to be a topic that is highly debated and I'm the right one to debate it with...

I have came across several discussions about females paying for the first date and it seems 8 out of 10 females refuse to pay, will not think about or consider paying and will diss a man because of it. But what I really want to know is - what is wrong with paying for the first date?

Ladies you have to understand that just because you pay for the first date - it does NOT mean you are thirsty. (Matter of fact - someone give me the dayum definition of thirsty cause I'm sick of seeing that word when the ones that use it the most are the actual ones that are 'thirsty') LOL

How can you call someone thirsty because they are doing what you won't do?
How can you call someone thirsty because they are being a 'grown' woman?
How can you call someone thirsty because she ain't out here trying to have a man pay for everything under the sun and constantly talking about they need a man to take care of them?
Newsflash sweetie - you are now the new definition of thirsty right along with ignorant.
I'm jus sayin... I'm sure someone is going to get mad but ask me if I care!?!?!

Like I was saying ... YOU ARE NOT THIRSTY - YOU ARE NOT A TRIX - YOU ARE NOT A CHILD - YOU ARE A GROWN WOMAN!
You are honestly letting him know that you can also handle your business with no questions being asked.

When you and a man have a common interest and y'all are feeling eachother - why are you waiting on him to make the 1st move? Why can't you? What is wrong with hitting him up and seeing if he would like to step out with you? What's wrong with saying -my treat?
I'm not saying all fellaz will let this ride because then again a man can sit back and see how far you are actually willing to go before he stops you and tells you that he got it. Show them that you got their back and trust and believe he will have your back.
All I'm saying is some people need to wake up ... In order to make things happen, you need to take that step. If I'm digging you - I have no problem taking you out and paying for it, I have no problem stepping out with you and paying for it as well - bottom line - I have no problem with it. If you are in the position to do it - then do it. Why concern yourself about what someone else is going to think of you because you paid for the first date? PHUCK DAT PERSON!!!! It is your life - not theirs. You can pass up a good thing just because you are stuck in 18th century.

Let me how you feel though? Do you feel it is alright for a female to pay for the first date?

Let's Talk....

Thursday, June 30, 2011

You Are Not Hollywood -Venting


I have to get this off my chest or I'm going to keep getting mad about it. Shit happened last year but I still see it clear as day in my head as if it happened yesterday.

July 2009, me and my girl went to the Harlem Book Fair. I am in Indiana -yet I drove to VA and then to NY. Anyways, prior to going I had spoken with quite a few authors to let them know I would be there and was coming to their table so they can put a face to the name.

One author in particular acted like she was hollywood - lemme explain.
Me and my girl is at her table, looking at her books (remind you I already have majority of her books but she had another one that I was wanting) now we are standing there talking about her books and another author that is on her squad was with her as well. That author spoke and made eye contact but the main author we was trying to talk to didn't even bother to interact, NOT ONCE did she look up from packing up books, NOT ONCE did she acknoweldge somebody was at her table, NOT ONCE did she greet us, NOT ONCE did she say anything to us. I am standing there watching her because now I'm getting upset and my girl is holding her book talking about she wants to buy it. My whole attitude was slowly changing because again SHE NEVA LOOKED UP! I told my girl not to buy that book - phuck dat book and the author ...but my girl wanted it although I refused to buy any book and put the ones I had in my hand -back down.

You're still probably wondering why I got so bent out of shape - right? Peep this - my girl is buying the book - the 2nd author gets the book and hands it to the main author - do you know that she had the audacity to ask the other author what her name is? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT IS HER NAME? BITCH WE ARE STANDING RIGHT THE PHUCK HERE - ASK US WHAT OUR PHUCKIN NAMES ARE? TAKE OFF DA PHUCKIN SHADES - YOU ARE NOT HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That right there topped the cake and as soon - I do mean -as soon as I got home - her books were sold and given away - I have no one from her stable on my shelf and I refuse to buy any of her books. I hate to be like that but the READERS are the ones that is putting money in your pocket and you don't even have the common courtesy to treat us with respect. FUCK YOU! You don't have to worry about me buying your shit -I'll use it as a table leg if I need to but phuck yo books and phuck yo couch. That is sooo phreakin disrespectful! I just don't understand it. I thought maybe it was just me for a second but then more and more readers started talking about their experiences with the same author at different events and how she was stuck up and rude. That shit is crazy -- its authors out there that are WAY BETTER than you and so down to earth and respectful - but the bottom line -
DO NOT TREAT YOUR READERS LIKE THEY ARE BENEATH YOU!
SO I SAY AGAIN -
TAKE OFF THE SHADES - YOU ARE NOT HOLLYWOOD -ONLY HOLLYHOOD!!!!!!!!!

Friday, June 24, 2011

WTF? Woman Wakes Up @ Her Own Funeral



True Story: A 49 year old woman, Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov, declared dead and prepared for burial in her coffin, woke up with mourners praying for her soul, started screaming, and died of shock within twelve minutes.

Austrian Times reports that husband Fagili Mukhametzyanov took his wife to the hospital in Kazan, Russia after she collapsed from chest pains.

48 hours later, friends and family gathered to wish her soul well—only she wasn’t dead.

Mr Mukhametzyanov told the Austrian Times, “Her eyes fluttered and we immediately rushed her back to the hospital but she only lived for another 12 minutes in intensive care before she died again, this time for good,” said Fagili, who now plans to sue the hospital.

“I am very angry and want answers. She wasn’t dead when they said she was and they could have saved her,” he told local media.

Does this not seem like a scene from Death Becomes Her, with an immortal Meryl Streep waking up in the morgue? Maybe a little Huck Finn and Tom spying on their own funeral? It’s doubtful Fagilyu took some elixir of immortality (especially since she’s dead now), so we have to ask: what is up with this Russian hospital?

Hospital spokesman Minsalih Sahapov said: “We are carrying out an investigation.”

I’m surprised Mr Mukhametzyanov didn’t die of shock himself.

Source - Scallywag and Vagabond

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Happy Father's Day

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ALL MY REAL FATHER'S
AND TO ALL THE MOTHERS WHO ARE HOLDING IT DOWN ON BOTH SIDES


I know a lot of males who have kids but are NOT a father. Just because you have kids -does not give me the right to call you a father or daddy, regardless. I am quite sure someone is going to get mad but who gives a dayum. I just call it like I see it and I see that you are NOT a father. LOL

Maybe they need to do a Maury show saying ‘You Are NOT a Father’. It’s sad that there are so many males out here making kids but not stepping up to the plate and taking care of their business. You rather be in the club popping bottles, buying shoes for your car, buying up the mall but not once did you think about buying clothes for your child, buying food for your child, paying for child care or school books for your child. You are hurting yourself when it’s all said and done. That child will grow up and know who was there and who wasn’t and who kept making promises and breaking them every time.

Father’s Day should be a day where the father can sit back and relax and not be stressed about every little thing possible. I know it’s easier said than done but I look at Mother’s Day the same way. The only thing is –if you are not even doing shit for your seed –you don’t get no relaxation – matter of fact – you don’t get no respect from me at all. I could never ever see myself with someone who does not take care of their kids. If I happen to talk to someone and learn they got kids but not doing shit either – DISMISSED! I will speak on it and ask you why not and what the phuck is the problem but ultimately you will still be dismissed either way. Can’t no woman keep you away from your child. She can try but if you are serious about your kids than you are going to do what you have to do to see them and if that means taking her simple as s to court then so be it. I am not going to get on the ladies head right now because that will be all day but on the real Ladies – STOP USING YOUR KID CAUSE YOUR MAD AT THE FATHER- IF HE DOESN’T WANT YOU –MOVE ON; IF HE HAS ANOTHER WOMAN –MOVE ON; IF HE IS TRYING TO HANDLE HIS RESPONSIBILITIES AND YOU ARE BEING A BITCH – THEN YOU DESERVE TO BE CALLED ONE – NO IF’S AND’S OR BUT’S ABOUT IT!!

To my single mothers out there that is being a mother and a father – I salute you! I’m not talking about the ones who are playing games with the father but the ones who are doing it because the daddy doesn’t want to step up. I have a daughter. It is just me and her. The sperm donor moved to Cali when I was three months pregnant. The first time I spoke to him was February 2010 (my daughter is 4 now). I only spoke to them that month and I let him speak to his daughter. I did not get smart with me (although I wanted to), I did not waste my time or breath arguing with him (although I wanted to), and I did not and will not tell my daughter that her daddy is deadbeat (although I want to). That’s not in me. I feel that when she gets older and she truly inquires about her daddy than I will give her the information to contact him. If she wants to see him, I will find a way for that to happen. I will not keep her from the truth and when he decides to be a MAN I will not keep him from his daughter. Some females cannot do that – well I can. I am an only child and it is only me and my mom. I do not know my daddy nor have I ever met him- I get down and depressed at times but I know who’s been there for me and whose still there for me. My mom is my daddy and I have great male figures in my life that I can look at as my daddy.

All in all – if you have a seed out here in this cold world – you need to get your mind right and step up to the plate. This world is crazy and we are losing so many of our black boys and black man to the system, to the courts, to the graveyards, to the prisons and to the drugs. It’s not a pretty picture.

I’m sure I could continue on – but I’m not – what’s understood need not be said~think about it!

Friday, June 17, 2011

Panty Lines

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies...

If your panty line is showing through your dress, shorts, or even pants - try something else. For some reason this irks the hell out of me. I should not be seeing your panty line through your clothes, especially when you are out and thinking you are hot shit. Its just not a good look. If I can see it, trust, he can to. LOL I'm jus saying - talk to me now.

There are boy shorts, thongs, panties and breezy (none at all). If you feel you cannot wear thongs or even boy shorts and put it together right, then truthfully jus be breezy about it. LOL
Your coochie needs air anyway so let it feel the breeze.

Now I know some may think it's nasty to walk around with no panties, but trust me when I tell you- it is the most comfortable thing possible. Dead serious.

Try it and then come back and talk to me.... let me know -
Is it ok to go without panties,
Should your panty lines show through your shorts, skirts or pants, or Should you chop it up and put some thongs on?
You tell me...

Good Mornin


Good Morning

Happy Friday to everyone. I woke up feeling good, feeling blessed, feeling fine and feeling 'Mocha'licious!!! Over the past year I been saying I was going to start working out and getting my stomach back down and toning up. This morning, me and my sister decided to get up early, stretch and ride bikes for an hour. Whew! That hour felt like three or four. LOL But I'm happy that we did it and tomorrow we will walk for an hour.

It's a lot going on in the world to the point that its scary to be up early because there are so many sick people out here in the world snatching people. I ask that everyone who is out -no matter what time of the day- to be careful. Always let someone know where you are heading or something because life is short and the end is near. I say that because each year is more worse than the year before.

I remember when we would hang out until the wee hours of the morning and not worry about the bullshit. When we could go to the clubs and if a mofo was about to fight than thats what it was - it wasn't all this pistol play that is going on now. Riding up and down 38th street - stuck in traffic - enjoying life. Now you wouldn't catch me riding up and down 38th - I mean for what?? The generation I came up with is the same generation on they grown man or grown woman 'ish and moving on in life.
Plus you just don't wanna be caught up in no bullshit out here in this world.

Everyone is always looking forward to Friday because its the start of their weekend. I look forward to waking up because its the continuation of my blessings. ~you like that don't you! :)

Happy Friday LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!